Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Who Has Not Been Naked in a Hotel Room?

Okay..so this will be short..but OMG..have you ever been naked in a hotel room?  Raise your hand?

OMG...you did not raise your hand?  Have you never showered before in a hotel..you scare me..unless, of course you have weird germ-o-phobe issues.  Then you scare me squared...

Okay..so the big news today, because there was NONE..except for horrible crap happening in Philly was Prince Harry getting naked with a minimum of two other peeps in the room.


Of course, I listened to the folks at the Today Show ponder on if they should show this or not, and if it is news, or not..

IT'S NOT NEWS!!!  It's bad judgement by adults with iPhones and probably is a little party where Prince H is comparing his junk to Ryan Lochte..umm, this is what dudes in their 20's do..


They are so out of the league of this this guy..


Really people, you are so wrapped up with a Royal Ginger that this is news..????

Sigh, pour me a Courteney Cox, Cougar Town glass of wine and carry on...





Signing out for today...



Thoughts from 36,865 Feet in the Air with Virgin America



Well, dear blog friends, I have been on about a three week hiatus.  That is what happens when you park your butt on a practically deserted beach in Hawaii.  Nothing.  You don’t think about much, you stare at the ocean waiting for something to hop out and amaze you and you plow through a year of unread New Yorkers and New York Times Magazines. 

The Guilt of Not Reading
I am clearly convinced after a year of New Yorkers that 75% of the time I only read the very short articles and the cartoons.  I kind of came to that realization a year ago, so I stopped my subscription last November.  They were piling up like planes in Philly waiting to take off during a thunderstorm.  I feel smarter for having consumed them, but guilty for not getting to them on a timely basis (plus I was paying more to ship them every year to Kauai than my actual subscription.).  It’s a great magazine, I just was feeling never caught up.




Which, is also, why, just before I left for this trip that I cancelled my NYTimes Sunday subscription. I realize this is not a huge commitment on my part, but at $8.00 a week (two medium soy mistos at Starbucks – blond please), and a year long pile of unread magazines, I knew I was not holding up my end of this relationship.  The incredibly nice lady on the other end of the line tried every trick in the book to keep me as a customer, but the overriding guilt of seeing parts of last Sunday’s paper still there..this Sunday…oy!

2 of these vs..


NY Times Magazine..and piles of unfinished guilt



So after reading  a full year of The Ethicist (I border between ethical and criminal) and Diagnosis (holy crap, I think I have about 17 diseases), a great article on Sex Ed by one of my classmates from high school (which was a cover back in November..), I finished the pile that I had sent to Kauai and took a deep cleansing breath.  Here is a link to the Behind the Cover Story and the Sex Ed Story..





Back to Nothing..with a side stop in LAX
Not a whole heck of a lot happened on my trip to Kauai and Los Angeles (27 brief hours), and that is what a vacation is supposed to be about.  I don’t consider going to Europe or visiting my parents or any other place that I have not been a “vacation, “ that is traveling.  Here are my quick shots of LA.  We stayed at a terrific B&B right at Hollywood Blvd. and Fairfax called The Hollywood B&B.  I totally recommend it   http://hollywoodbandb.com.

The pool in the backyard

Hanging by the pool

My feet at the pool

Arriving in LAX is HARSH at 5:30 am, after an overnight flight (well less than five hours), so we made a stop at Randy's Donuts.  BEST DONUTS EVER!

Randy's Donuts..YUM!
I also got a call from one of my good friends from High School.  He is pretty famous because he and his girlfriend Liza inherited a cell phone from one of Adam Sandler's pals.  It was all over the news..here is Bob..He is awesome! He was participating in a new reality pilot being taped for Animal Planet, so we tried, in vain to hook up


Bob in High School

Bob now, as a STAR!
So, for lack of anything better to do, we did a studio tour..Paramount Pictures.  Actually, it was pretty interesting..but we saw NOBODY famous, or even close. Oh well.


The Kid and I

LOVE THIS MOVIE!
And then the boys indulged me with a trip to the adjacent cemetery..Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Lots of interesting people buried here, its a super cool place, I could've wandered for hours..but we had 30 minutes.


Johnny Ramone is buried here!
There is a super cool Buddhist section..
Then we survived until lunchtime, and met, of course, friends that live in Denver, for lunch and we saw this cool old truck with a big ass surfboard. SO LA...


Hanging in Larchmont

Back to Kauai...

A vacation is when you can go to “that place” where you are compelled to do nothing, and if the spirit lifts you, you, oh, I don’t know, do whatever you damned well please.

It took me about five years to figure out that is what Kauai is to me.  It’s a vast canvas of gorgeous scenery that stares back at me and says, “breathe”, “do nothing,” “don’t check your email.”  I am generally good on the first two, the third, takes practice each time I arrive.  I have been arriving to the same shack on the beach for about ten years now.  Yep, this is the shack.  I am not giving you the link to this place because I don't want you honing in on my annual vacation time.

The shack

The New Traveling Companion
This year we introduced a new player to the mix, we always invite people to come join us, really, we say, we are going anyway, just come.  A few have taken us up, none have regretted their journey here, even when their luggage has become lost, sometimes, terminally.  I travel to Kauai with a back pack and carry on.  Life has gotten easier with kindles, a Hawaii Library Card for wi-fi and a washer and dryer.  So, besides our nephew Hayden, who was a godsend of endless friendship and carousing for our son, it was my new camera. Here he is up on a surfboard!



It’s not a particularly fancy camera, but it comes with two lenses, and when I received it for my birthday this year.  I wanted to take better pictures of my son playing sports, and now, it’s a frequent, nearly constant traveling companion.

Every morning when I would take my walk on the beach, catching the sun rising around 6:23 am, I had her with me.  We saw the most inspiring things…a turtle laying nesting and covering her eggs that first morning, crab condominiums rising on the beach before the tide has risen, the crabs scampering to the sea, as my looming shadow approached them, the thrilling sunrise, and the huge crashing waves.  Its very quiet at 6:23 am, but there is a lot going on at Maha’ulepu Beach.  If you want to know more about this gem, check out   http://www.malama-mahaulepu.org.

Crabs heading to the sea

Mama Honu laying eggs outside our house

Good morning crabby

Sunrise on the beach

I think of taking pictures as an evolution. I have always loved taking pictures, but when you start really taking photos of the small stuff, not the big landscape, its like you have settled into a different kind of place.  I first understood this when I was entrenched in scuba diving.  After 150 or so dives (plus or minus where you go), you pretty much have seen the “big stuff”, you are comfortable that nothing is going to rise out of the dark sea bottom and eat you, and if it does, oh well.  You have gotten over that need to explore what its like past the mythical 130’ ft (less fish, a bit of a buzz), dive with sharks, explore wrecks, German U-boats, and you have are tired of taking pictures of fish butts with a cheap ass camera. 

Before I was a diver, I didn’t understand bird watching.  Bird watchers have a bucket list.. a list of all the birds that can be found.  A few weeks ago in Slate there was a segment on this.. http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2012/07/birders_the_central_park_effect_proves_that_jonathan_franzen_is_the_world_s_most_annoying_bird_watcher_.html

Scuba divers who are in it for the fish have a similar list/bible.  I have dive logs with hundreds of dives with not only the technical parts of my dive, but what fish I saw.  Sometimes its an exhaustive list, and sometimes, I would spend an entire dive just seeking out something elusive and rare, like a frogfish off of Bequia or Spanish Dancer catching a ride on the jet stream off of North Carolina.  It became not enough to see that elusive fish…you want to photograph it, so you can share that with everyone else who dives, and those who could care less.  So, entire tanks of air could be spent hoping an octopus would emerge from the coral, getting just that perfect shot of a queen angel fish, or capturing a Moorish Idol off the Hawaiian coast.  When people ask me what my biggest thrill was, it was probably diving with an unanticipated manta ray one night off of Little Cayman.  It was magical how she danced and did loops before us in the dusk, consuming plankton, putting on a ballet at 35’ below the surface for our dive lights. There is something about seeing nature like this that makes you feel not only awkward, but rather, useless.  I would post my pictures, but they are all on slides..like the ones you put in a carrousel.

Plane Landing..gotta go..
Well, the plane is about to land, so I am going to sign off.  Here are my brief thoughts about flying Virgin America..DO IT..Of course, they were a little effed up with our take off in Philly, but once you are in the air. It's like a dream come true. See those screens on the back of your chair?  That is an endless array of movies (not free but good!), and best of all, when you want something to drink or eat, you order it, and it shows up..in like 5 minutes or less.  Not when they feel like wandering around the cabin.  It was divine...

Food and Drinks truly at your fingertips!

And I saw this handsome devil in first class, my only celeb spotting, and it was on the plane back to Philly. Terrence Howard, Philly boy...looking good baby...Hello Philly!